A guy wakes up and finds himself in a hot air balloon hovering over a big
green field about 50 feet from the air with no way to get down. He looks
down and sees someone on the ground. He calls out and says "Hey, where am
I? What's going on?"
The man on the grounds says: "You're in a hot air balloon hovering over a
big green field 50 feet above ground with the wind blowing around 10 mph."
Balloon Man says with disgust "You must be a lawyer."
Ground Man says "Why do you say that?"
Balloon Man responds, "Because all you've done is tell me what I already
know and what trouble I'm in."
Ground Man responds "Well, you must be a client. I did nothing to get you
into the situation you are in and yet somehow now I am responsible for it."
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